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Dave Attell

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Sep 21st - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Sep 21st - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37

CANCELLED: Demetri Martin

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Sep 22nd - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Sep 22nd - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39.50 - $139.50

Rick Wakeman: Grumpy Old Rock Star Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Mon Sep 23rd - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $225

STEVE HACKETT: GENESIS REVISITED ‘SELLING ENGLAND BY THE POUND’ (in its entirety) PLUS SPECTRAL MORNINGS Anniversary Celebration

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Sep 24th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$50 - $75

Jim Gaffigan: Secrets and Pies Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Sep 25th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Sep 26th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Sep 27th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Sep 27th - 10:00 PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Sep 28th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Sep 28th - 9:45PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Sep 29th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$59 - $79

Jim Gaffigan + Pears Book

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Sep 29th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$52 - $79

Graveyard

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Oct 1st - 8:00PM
Openers: Black Mountain
SEAT TYPE: Partly seated
PRICE:
$27

An Evening with Matty in the Morning

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Oct 3rd - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$52 - $102

Bob Marley Comedian

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Oct 4th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$36.50

Michael Blackson

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Oct 5th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Oct 5th - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39 - $77

XANADU: The Musical feat. RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Ginger Minj & Jinkx Monsoon

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Oct 6th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $127

Mike Marino: Make America Italian Again

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Oct 10th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$25 - $59

Jim Breuer: Live and Let Laugh

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Oct 11th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $135

Maz Jobrani

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Oct 12th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39 - $102

Big Thief

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Oct 13th - 8:00PM
Openers: PALEHOUND
SEAT TYPE: Partly seated
PRICE:
$28 - $38

Natasha Bedingfield

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Oct 15th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $445

Jesse Cook

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Oct 16th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $47

The Moth

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Oct 17th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$57

Adam Rippon: Beautiful On The Outside Book Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Oct 18th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$42

Ryan Hamilton

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Oct 19th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$25

Hannah Hart: My Drunk Kitchen Holidays Book Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Mon Oct 21st - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$44

Tower of Power

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Oct 22nd - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$51 - $170

Nurse Blake: The Call Light Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Oct 23rd - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$25 - $95

Book Tour with Babish

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Oct 24th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$47 - $102

Tegan and Sara

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Oct 25th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$50.50 - $80.50

Kreeps with Kids: Comedy Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Oct 26th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32

Bleak Creek Conversations with Rhett & Link

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Oct 27th - 6:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$42 - $150

Jónsi & Alex Somers – Riceboy Sleeps w/ Wordless Orchestra

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Oct 30th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$71.50 - $111.50

Jim Jefferies

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 1st - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 1st - 10:00 PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 2nd - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 2nd - 10:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$51.95 - $71.95

SiriusXM Coffeehouse Tour featuring Joshua Radin & The Weepies

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Nov 3rd - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $59

No Such Thing As A Fish

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Mon Nov 4th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$29 - $37

U Up? Live

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Nov 5th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $87

Mary Chapin Carpenter & Shawn Colvin: Together On Stage

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Nov 6th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$60 - $175

Todrick Hall: Haus Party

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Nov 7th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$27 - $136

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Roadshow with Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 8th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 8th - 10:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $737

Nicole Byer

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 9th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 9th - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$20 - $50

Why Won’t You Date Me? Live Podcast with Nicole Byer

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 9th - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$20 - $50

Postmodern Jukebox: A Very Postmodern Christmas

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Nov 13th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$49 - $199

An Evening with Al Franken

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 15th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$58 - $102

Monster Energy Outbreak Presents: Andrew Schulz Matador

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 16th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 16th - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30

Lore Podcast Live

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Nov 20th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $50

Trisha Yearwood

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 22nd - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$49 - $99

Maria Bamford

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 23rd - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$29 - $39

Jenny Slate: Little Weirds Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 30th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$29 - $39

JUDY COLLINS – WINTER STORIES – With Jonas Fjeld and Chatham County Line

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Dec 1st - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $115

Devendra Banhart

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Dec 4th - 8:00PM
Openers: Black Belt Eagle Scout
SEAT TYPE: Partly seated
PRICE:
$38

Chris Botti

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Dec 6th - 8:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Dec 7th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$50 - $79

Windham Hill’s Winter Solstice : 35th Anniversary

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Dec 8th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $75

Sal Vulcano

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Dec 12th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Dec 13th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$45

Lea DeLaria

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Dec 15th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$27 - $47

Brendan Schaub

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jan 11th - 7:00PM
PRICE:
$29 - $52

My Dad Wrote A Porno World Tour 2020

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Apr 9th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$47 - $102

Colin Hay

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 11th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$45 - $59

Bio

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent dow

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent down the Nile wrapped only in a scratchy blanket full of grass stains, dirt and fingernails. He was eventually found and raised by a family of wealthy Egyptian royals. He grew up to lead the Israelites to freedom.

But nobody believes him when he tells that story. So he has to say he was born in 1990. Like some kind of non-biblical loser.

Loser Matt was raised in the suburbs of Chicago and peed his pants until he was eight years old. Unsurprisingly, he went on to become Alan B. Shepard High School’s Biggest Nerd of 2008, and wore such titles as Mathletes’ Most Valuable Player, President of the Science Club, and First Place Champion in the 2006 South Suburban Science Invitational’s Insect Identifying Contest. Which is not a joke. He has a ribbon for identifying insects in an actual insect-identifying competition. What a fucking nerd, right?

Matt went to Northwestern University where he ran for student body president and fucking lost. He graduated in 2012 with a degree in journalism and approximately one full assload of student debt.

In 2012, Matt joined BuzzFeed as a comedy writer and was Employee of the Month for 39 straight months. In 2015, he co-created, wrote and produced the web series “Whine About It,” a weekly video series where he got drunk alone and violated numerous Human Resources bylaws.

In January 2016, Matt was awarded the first ever People’s Choice Award for Favorite Social Media Star. Which is also not a joke. He has an actual People’s Choice Award in his apartment right now. And yes, he’s tried to masturbate with it.

After three and half years with BuzzFeed, Matt left to pursue solo projects in early 2016. He has since launched a new weekly web series, “To Be Honest,” and a stand-up comedy tour. He is currently working on a forthcoming scripted web series, book, television series and podcast. He is also working on his tan.

Matt lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with four undocumented gerbils named Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia. He is single, which should be obvious.

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    “sure we can make an iced coffee” - a waiter who’s absolutely about to pour boiling hot coffee over a single ice cube

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    @miguel78990720 IM TOO VULNERABLE FOR YOUR SHIT RN https://t.co/huggQ3MjAZ

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    very excited to announce i’ve been left on read

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    my mom added me to a group chat with my aunts for some reason and every one of their texts is like a confused haunt… https://t.co/Ov2doJWUnE

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    an old man at CVS was trying to print individual gay porn pics on the kodak photo printer and i want him to be my mentor

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