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Jackson Galaxy: Total Cat Mojo Live

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jan 23rd - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $55

Nikki Glaser: Bang It Out

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jan 24th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jan 24th - 09:45 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $135

Girls Gotta Eat

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jan 25th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Jan 26th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $72

Michael Carbonaro

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Feb 8th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$45 - $184

Every ticket comes with a copy of : Hold On, But Don

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Feb 12th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$42

Citizen Cope

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Feb 14th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$28 - $76

Julius Dein

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Feb 20th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$28 - $102

Yvonne Orji

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Feb 21st - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $87

Mo Amer

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Feb 22nd - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$28

Elvin Bishop & Charlie Musselwhite

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Feb 23rd - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$38 - $63

Marcia Ball & Sonny Landreth

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Feb 25th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $65

The Greatest Love of All

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Feb 27th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $49

Misfits Podcast

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Feb 28th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $102

An Evening with Stone Temple Pilots: The Perdida Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Mar 1st - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$43.50 - $184.50

The Mindset Tour with Simon Sinek

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Mar 4th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $100

Doug Stanhope

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Mar 13th - 7:30PM
PRICE:
$50

Straight Up With Stassi Live

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Mar 14th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$41 - $249

The Musical Box : A Genesis Extravaganza Vol. II

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Mar 18th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $50

Melvin Seals and JGB

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Mar 21st - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Partly seated
PRICE:
$30 - $45

Tapestry : The Carole King Songbook

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Mar 22nd - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$27 - $45

And That’s Why We Drink: Here for the Boos Tour!

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Mar 28th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30 - $65

Welcome To Night Vale

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Apr 1st - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32

That Golden Girls Show! A Puppet Parody

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Apr 2nd - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $50

Jim Norton

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 4th - 07:00 PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 4th - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $104

My Dad Wrote A Porno World Tour 2020

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Apr 9th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Apr 10th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$47 - $102

Colin Hay

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 11th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$45 - $59

Jim Ross: Under The Black Hat Book Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Apr 16th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$48

Paula Poundstone

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Apr 17th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37

Tracy Morgan

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 18th - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$65

Music of Cream – Disraeli Gears Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Apr 19th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $45

Kathleen Madigan: 8 O’Clock Happy Hour Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Apr 24th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $39

Colin Jost

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 25th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 25th - 09:45 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$42

An Evening with Matty in the Morning

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Apr 30th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$52 - $102

Part of the Women in Comedy Festival

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat May 9th - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$46 - $169

Sinbad

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri May 8th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39

MeatEater: Off the Air

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed May 13th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $187

BETH HART – War In My Mind

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat May 16th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $55

Tanya Tucker w/ Special Guest Walker Country

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun May 17th - 7:30Pm
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $75

Small Town Murder

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri May 22nd - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $77

Nick Swardson

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat May 23rd - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$49

Watch What Crappens

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jun 6th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $77

Whose Live Anyway?

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jun 11th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$50

Brad Williams

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jun 13th - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$27 - $35

Drew Lynch

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Oct 23rd - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30

Einstürzende Neubauten -The Year Of The Rat Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Oct 28th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Partly seated
PRICE:
$30 - $40

Bio

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent dow

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent down the Nile wrapped only in a scratchy blanket full of grass stains, dirt and fingernails. He was eventually found and raised by a family of wealthy Egyptian royals. He grew up to lead the Israelites to freedom.

But nobody believes him when he tells that story. So he has to say he was born in 1990. Like some kind of non-biblical loser.

Loser Matt was raised in the suburbs of Chicago and peed his pants until he was eight years old. Unsurprisingly, he went on to become Alan B. Shepard High School’s Biggest Nerd of 2008, and wore such titles as Mathletes’ Most Valuable Player, President of the Science Club, and First Place Champion in the 2006 South Suburban Science Invitational’s Insect Identifying Contest. Which is not a joke. He has a ribbon for identifying insects in an actual insect-identifying competition. What a fucking nerd, right?

Matt went to Northwestern University where he ran for student body president and fucking lost. He graduated in 2012 with a degree in journalism and approximately one full assload of student debt.

In 2012, Matt joined BuzzFeed as a comedy writer and was Employee of the Month for 39 straight months. In 2015, he co-created, wrote and produced the web series “Whine About It,” a weekly video series where he got drunk alone and violated numerous Human Resources bylaws.

In January 2016, Matt was awarded the first ever People’s Choice Award for Favorite Social Media Star. Which is also not a joke. He has an actual People’s Choice Award in his apartment right now. And yes, he’s tried to masturbate with it.

After three and half years with BuzzFeed, Matt left to pursue solo projects in early 2016. He has since launched a new weekly web series, “To Be Honest,” and a stand-up comedy tour. He is currently working on a forthcoming scripted web series, book, television series and podcast. He is also working on his tan.

Matt lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with four undocumented gerbils named Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia. He is single, which should be obvious.

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  • MattBellassai

    unacceptable that brad pitt and leonardo dicapricorn dont fuck even a little bit in this film. almost three hours a… https://t.co/MXlOH7UweJ

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  • MattBellassai

    i can’t explain it and also i’m high on cold medicine but Once Upon a Time in Hollywood gave me restless leg syndrome

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  • MattBellassai

    i can hold the plot of 17 different terrible tv shows in my head at the same time but the second i try reading two… https://t.co/G3vUg2PQiv

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  • MattBellassai

    RT @FoodNetwork: Thanks for tuning in!!

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  • MattBellassai

    saw Oklahoma on broadway count me down as horny for assless chaps and cornbread

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