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An Evening with Matty in the Morning

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Nov 14th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$52 - $102

An Evening with Al Franken

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 15th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$58 - $102

Monster Energy Outbreak Presents: Andrew Schulz Matador

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 16th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 16th - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30

Lore Podcast Live

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Nov 20th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $50

Trisha Yearwood

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 22nd - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$49 - $99

Maria Bamford

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 23rd - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$29 - $39

Jenny Slate: Little Weirds Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 30th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$29 - $39

JUDY COLLINS – WINTER STORIES – With Jonas Fjeld and Chatham County Line

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Dec 1st - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $115

Devendra Banhart

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Dec 4th - 8:00PM
Openers: Black Belt Eagle Scout
SEAT TYPE: Partly seated
PRICE:
$38

Stephen Lynch: The My Old Heart Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Dec 5th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30

Chris Botti

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Dec 6th - 8:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Dec 7th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$50 - $79

Windham Hill’s Winter Solstice : 35th Anniversary

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Dec 8th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $75

Charles Laquidara: The First Farewell Tour ~ An intimate evening of mishegas w/special guest Bill “Spaceman” Lee

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Dec 10th - 07:00 PM
Openers: Bill “Spaceman” Lee
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$10.41 - $125

Sal Vulcano

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Dec 12th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Dec 13th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Dec 13th - 09:45 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$45

Lea DeLaria

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Dec 15th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$27 - $47

Bob Marley Comedian

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Dec 27th - 06:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$38.50

Jimmy Tingle’s 20/20 Vision

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Dec 28th - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $52

Bryan Callen

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Dec 31st - 09:45 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39 - $75

Chris Fleming

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jan 4th - 07:00 PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jan 4th - 09:45 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40

Godfrey

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jan 10th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$25

Brendan Schaub

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jan 11th - 7:00PM
PRICE:
$29 - $52

Judge John Hodgman

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Jan 14th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32

GARY GULMAN: PEACE OF MIND

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jan 18th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jan 18th - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35

Jackson Galaxy: Total Cat Mojo Live

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jan 23rd - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $55

Nikki Glaser: Bang It Out

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jan 24th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jan 24th - 09:45 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $135

Girls Gotta Eat

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jan 25th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Jan 26th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $72

Michael Carbonaro

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Feb 8th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$45 - $184

Citizen Cope

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Feb 14th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$28 - $76

Julius Dein

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Feb 20th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$28 - $102

Yvonne Orji

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Feb 21st - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $87

Mo Amer

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Feb 22nd - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$28

Elvin Bishop & Charlie Musselwhite

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Feb 23rd - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$38 - $63

The Mindset Tour with Simon Sinek

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Mar 4th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $100

Doug Stanhope

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Mar 13th - 7:30PM
PRICE:
$50

My Dad Wrote A Porno World Tour 2020

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Apr 9th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Apr 10th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$47 - $102

Colin Hay

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 11th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$45 - $59

Paula Poundstone

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Apr 17th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37

Tracy Morgan

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 18th - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$65

Music of Cream – Disraeli Gears Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Apr 19th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $45

Kathleen Madigan: 8 O’Clock Happy Hour Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Apr 24th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $39

Colin Jost

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Apr 25th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$42

Sinbad

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri May 8th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39

BETH HART – War In My Mind

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat May 16th - 08:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $55

Brad Williams

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jun 13th - 07:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$27 - $35

Bio

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent dow

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent down the Nile wrapped only in a scratchy blanket full of grass stains, dirt and fingernails. He was eventually found and raised by a family of wealthy Egyptian royals. He grew up to lead the Israelites to freedom.

But nobody believes him when he tells that story. So he has to say he was born in 1990. Like some kind of non-biblical loser.

Loser Matt was raised in the suburbs of Chicago and peed his pants until he was eight years old. Unsurprisingly, he went on to become Alan B. Shepard High School’s Biggest Nerd of 2008, and wore such titles as Mathletes’ Most Valuable Player, President of the Science Club, and First Place Champion in the 2006 South Suburban Science Invitational’s Insect Identifying Contest. Which is not a joke. He has a ribbon for identifying insects in an actual insect-identifying competition. What a fucking nerd, right?

Matt went to Northwestern University where he ran for student body president and fucking lost. He graduated in 2012 with a degree in journalism and approximately one full assload of student debt.

In 2012, Matt joined BuzzFeed as a comedy writer and was Employee of the Month for 39 straight months. In 2015, he co-created, wrote and produced the web series “Whine About It,” a weekly video series where he got drunk alone and violated numerous Human Resources bylaws.

In January 2016, Matt was awarded the first ever People’s Choice Award for Favorite Social Media Star. Which is also not a joke. He has an actual People’s Choice Award in his apartment right now. And yes, he’s tried to masturbate with it.

After three and half years with BuzzFeed, Matt left to pursue solo projects in early 2016. He has since launched a new weekly web series, “To Be Honest,” and a stand-up comedy tour. He is currently working on a forthcoming scripted web series, book, television series and podcast. He is also working on his tan.

Matt lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with four undocumented gerbils named Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia. He is single, which should be obvious.

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    i live down the street from an art school and the amount of blue and pink hair dye i encounter every morning is honestly exhausting

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    happy halloween to harry styles only

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