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Nikki Glaser: One Night with Nikki Glaser

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri May 20th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri May 20th - 10:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$44 - $100

Ms. Pat

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat May 21st - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$25 - $35

Anthony Rodia: The Road Rage Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat May 28th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $50

Simu Liu: WE WERE DREAMERS Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Jun 1st - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $80

Ed Bassmaster

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jun 2nd - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$38 - $70

Jerrod Carmichael

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jun 3rd - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$33.79 - $43.79

JR De Guzman

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jun 4th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$26 - $35

Brian Glowacki

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jun 4th - 9:45PM
PRICE:
$27

Christina P.

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Jun 5th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$25 - $39

Debbie Gibson: The Body Remembers Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jun 9th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$45 - $199

Welcome to Night Vale

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jun 10th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32

It’s Happening With Snooki & Joey

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jun 11th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $152

Betches U Up? Live

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Jun 14th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $69.50

Citizen Cope

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Jun 15th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$52 - $128

JONATHAN RICHMAN featuring TOMMY LARKINS on the drums!

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jun 16th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32- $40

Nick Swardson

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jun 17th - 07:30 PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jun 17th - 10:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$49

The Musical Box

"Genesis" The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jun 18th - 8:00PM
PRICE:
$45 - $65

Corinne Bailey Rae

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Jun 21st - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $65

Gordon Lightfoot: The Legend in Concert

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Jun 22nd - 7:00PM
Openers: Jeff LeBlanc
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$50 - $75

Yeti Film Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jun 23rd - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32

Almost Queen: A Tribute to Queen

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jun 24th - 8:00PM
Openers: w/ Special Guest Philadelphia Freedom: A Tribute to Elton John
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39.50 - $79.50

Ron Funches

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jun 25th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30 - $40

How to Raise an Antiracist – Book Tour with Dr. Ibram X. Kendi

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Mon Jun 27th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35

Kevin Hart: Reality Check

TD Garden Show

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jul 28th - 7:00PM

The Dialogue Tour: Howard Jones & Midge Ure

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Jul 13th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$37 - $172

CANCELLED – Gus Johnson

This show is cancelled. Purchasers will be refunded automatically.

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Jul 14th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$41.50 - $62

The Kirk Minihane Show presented by Barstool Sports

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jul 16th - 7:00PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jul 16th - 9:45PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $100

Nimesh Patel

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jul 23rd - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35

Maria Bamford

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Jul 24th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$29 - $39

Tim Heidecker Live!

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Jul 27th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$41.50 - $101.50

CANCELLED – Nicole Byer – THOT: The Happiest Out There

This show is cancelled. Ticket purchasers will be refunded automatically.

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Jul 30th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30 - $45

Neal Brennan: Unacceptable

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Jul 31st - 7:00PM
PRICE:
$40

Mary Chapin Carpenter

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Aug 12th - 8:00PM
Openers: Erin Rae
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$55 - $89

Girl Named Tom

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Tue Aug 16th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$25 - $45

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Aug 17th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Aug 17th - 10:00 PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Aug 18th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Aug 18th - 10:00 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$71 - $82

Bill Burr @ Fenway Park

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Aug 21st - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated

Steve Hofstetter

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Sep 3rd - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$25 - $100

Donnell Rawlings

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Sep 4th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30 - $35

Tony Baker

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Sep 11th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $42

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes: Who Do I Think I Am? Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Sep 16th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39.50 - $139.50

SIBLING RIVALRY: Starring Bob and Monét

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Sep 22nd - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$42 - $102

Christopher Titus

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Sep 24th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated

Andy Borowitz: The Profiles in Ignorance Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Sep 28th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$60.50 - $176

Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Search for Life in the Universe

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Sep 29th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$70 - $252

Tom Papa

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Oct 1st - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$29 - $39

Preacher Lawson

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Oct 7th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$30

Billy Bragg

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Oct 8th - 8:00PM
Openers: Alice Phoebe Lou
SEAT TYPE: Partly seated
PRICE:
$50 - $75

Corey Holcomb

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Oct 9th - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $50

Nurse Blake: The PTO Comedy Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Wed Oct 12th - 7:30PM
The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Oct 13th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$58 - $68

Rob Schneider

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Oct 21st - 7:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$32 - $77

Steve Vai: Inviolate Tour

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Nov 3rd - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$47 - $1565

Richard Marx

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sun Nov 6th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $65

Maz Jobrani

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Nov 11th - 7:30PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39 - $102

The Sixties Show

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Sat Nov 12th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$35 - $55

Bob Marley Comedian

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Dec 29th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$44.50

Sinbad

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Fri Jan 13th - 07:30 PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$39

Eric Johnson’s Treasure Tour (2023)

The Wilbur Theatre Located at
246 Tremont St, Boston, MA.
Phone: 617-248-9700
Thu Sep 28th - 8:00PM
SEAT TYPE: Fully seated
PRICE:
$40 - $65

Bio

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent dow

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent down the Nile wrapped only in a scratchy blanket full of grass stains, dirt and fingernails. He was eventually found and raised by a family of wealthy Egyptian royals. He grew up to lead the Israelites to freedom.

But nobody believes him when he tells that story. So he has to say he was born in 1990. Like some kind of non-biblical loser.

Loser Matt was raised in the suburbs of Chicago and peed his pants until he was eight years old. Unsurprisingly, he went on to become Alan B. Shepard High School’s Biggest Nerd of 2008, and wore such titles as Mathletes’ Most Valuable Player, President of the Science Club, and First Place Champion in the 2006 South Suburban Science Invitational’s Insect Identifying Contest. Which is not a joke. He has a ribbon for identifying insects in an actual insect-identifying competition. What a fucking nerd, right?

Matt went to Northwestern University where he ran for student body president and fucking lost. He graduated in 2012 with a degree in journalism and approximately one full assload of student debt.

In 2012, Matt joined BuzzFeed as a comedy writer and was Employee of the Month for 39 straight months. In 2015, he co-created, wrote and produced the web series “Whine About It,” a weekly video series where he got drunk alone and violated numerous Human Resources bylaws.

In January 2016, Matt was awarded the first ever People’s Choice Award for Favorite Social Media Star. Which is also not a joke. He has an actual People’s Choice Award in his apartment right now. And yes, he’s tried to masturbate with it.

After three and half years with BuzzFeed, Matt left to pursue solo projects in early 2016. He has since launched a new weekly web series, “To Be Honest,” and a stand-up comedy tour. He is currently working on a forthcoming scripted web series, book, television series and podcast. He is also working on his tan.

Matt lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with four undocumented gerbils named Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia. He is single, which should be obvious.

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    on my flight from italy back to new york, they served microwave pizza bread which is actually acute psychological torture

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    how do people in europe tell who’s gay and who’s straight when everybody is gay here

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    i’m in italy all week and they don’t even have dairy queen here

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    what publication would like to hire me to go to all 10 new york shows and document my manic journey https://t.co/m02fpJtUYd

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    @Harry_Styles this will be the death of me

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